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高考报志愿!亲戚年头还有人坚持报生物,唉!!过来人表示苦劝无效!!


lz就像网上的老张一样苦逼
当年人家没考上大学,lz考上了,而且选了分数最高的苦逼生物系!!成绩在市里也算
排名很靠前了,都登了当地时报,那个自豪,别提了,爹妈也很有面子的说。。。其他
几个同学,上了本地三四流的大学,学了神马电子专业,学费高,城市又不好。。。
balabala,总之我挺nb的!
好吧,过了四年,人家大部分没考研究生,考上的也是自费,lz很自豪的考上了,而且
还有奖学金,你说lz牛不牛!!邻里街坊都知道了,xx家的娃可牛,考了帝都研究生了
,还硕博连读,而且还有奖学金,据说还不低咧!
lz又在一片赞叹声中上了研究生,还硕博连读!!博士是一般人吗?听起来就很不一般
啊!用当时我们班一同学的话,那简直就是光宗耀祖知道吗???拿着还可以的奖学金
,看着上了北邮的同学木有奖学金,还要贷款,觉得自己真挺牛的
过了三年,lz又在一片赞叹声中,出国了!邻里街坊照样是赞叹,看xx出国了!出国前
跟北邮的同学见了一面,人家已经在国务院一个下属单位就业了,好吧,邻里街坊说,
就业又咋滴,看人家xx去美帝了,那才真牛
如今出国已经4年了吧,北邮同学在二环以自己的名义买了一套房子,lg又合买了一套
,人lg自己也有一套,虽然也贷款,但是生活俨然已经步入正规
lz依然苦逼生物,周围的赞叹声逐渐消失了,听到更多的是,xx要上学上到嘛时候啊??
如今姑姑家的孙女,大伯家的孙子都要报志愿了,一起向我看齐,非生物不报,有一个
还要报jp植物,lz我打电话苦劝无效,说多了还都以为“你享受了好生活,不想让我们
跟你一样?”,算了不说了。老张又多了两个!
lz正在努力,发此贴为证。不想在生物上浪费上自己全部人生,努力,努力,希望两年
后人生有所不同!

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