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挨踢的始祖(图)

当你看到这帮1978年的微软程序员,当年你会投资这家公司么





送什么都弱爆了,全是羊肉片啊,壮哉,我大吃货的浪漫~







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泡温泉的雪猴,看这享受的小表情,让无福消受的人们干羡慕。丨摄影:Ben Torode




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插头太多不知道哪个是那个?用面包塑料卡子标注一下
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用吸管去草莓芯和头儿
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有眼的稿纸但是没有那个什么?就用回形针和橡皮筋吧
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废旧杂志没地儿卖?做成凳子吧
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茶叶包logo小纸片经常掉进茶水里?把它绑在茶杯把上
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没有香皂盒?香皂放在香皂盒里变粘乎乎?找个啤酒瓶盖按进去
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用那种女人的护腿,或者袜子一边剪掉,套胳膊上跑步的时候放手机听歌,不用担心晃来晃去(注意:是剪掉袜子封口的那边)
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塑料袋提重物勒手?找个电池、粗树枝当把手
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和女生喝咖啡没话题尴尬?用几张100块钱叠衣服送她,关系迅速融洽
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不知道几月份有几天?没关系,握住左拳用右手食指点凹凸关节,跟哥一起唱“一月大 二月平 三月大 四月小 五月大 六月小 七月大 八月大 九月小 十月大 十一月小 十二月大”(用两只老虎的调来唱)
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农夫山泉杂物包
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冰箱存放啤酒法
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用大可乐瓶做扫把
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旧网球拉个口,钉在墙上
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在左边耳机绑个结
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经常忘记借给谁什么书?把书借给朋友之前要这样拍张照片
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卷纸芯儿自制立式音箱
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长尾夹手机支架
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什么您说?就穿大裤衩子下楼买菜不想带钱包?用长尾夹吧
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键盘下面的支架坏了?用长尾夹代替


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