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还是我告诉你们什么是真实的软工(自尊脆弱者慎入)


昨天在pda回了个帖子,不小心又惹得一群软工群起而攻,真是不好意思,就在这里一
并做个回复。 呵呵,考虑到软工们如derk者普遍读大段英文困难, 那你读得困难,我
的point就不能get across。 所以我还是中英文混搭,这个叫做 know your audience.
  呵呵。

Anyway, as I said,哥不是码工,呵呵,但是不等于哥不了解码工。因为哥出钱雇码
工。 You don't know how cheap you can hire the developers to work for you,
if you know where to look.  哥想起以前火车站总有民工帮忙搬行李。年轻,有力气
。 美国也有amigo。 也有一些年纪大的, 他们抢起活来往往更巴结,因为他们要证明
他们能和年轻人搬一样重的东西,否则就没有活干。  我pda和微软的朋友们,你们就
是那老民工。

但是my friends, 我必须诚实跟你说,you live a life of a rat.   You don't own
anything,  you don't control anything.  And that's the difference between a
human and a rat.

你办公桌上的电脑不是你的,办公室不是你的,连你写出来的code都不是你的。你在公
司上班,nobody two levels above you knows your name。 You don't control the
money, or the resource。A rat can decide what it will do today, but you
cannot.   ablution和wsnan,把这bug fix了。 ablution和wsnan屁颠屁颠消失在泡沫
塑料隔成的小隔间的门后面去敲键盘了。 你的全部社交圈就是你和你的码工同事,还
有你的阿三manager。

As soon as you check in your code,  这世界没人care它去了哪儿,没人再会看它第
二眼---假如六个月以后你的 project got cancelled, 母鸡下了蛋,奶牛挤了奶,
you made absolutely no impact to this world.

以前我遇到过一个化学转行写.net的人,聊起来跟我说现在有地位了,因为是个IT
professional了。我开始以为是tongue-in-cheek在自嘲,后来发现人是认真的。我心
说你知不知道你这点skill有多不值钱? 昨天didadida吹Visual Studio,又让我想起
了这个IT professional。 过两年你写简历找工作的时候,要记得不要把VS当这重点,
否则你连phone interview都不会有。

再说一点,你们这群民工最好不要靠贬低女性和文科生来找自重感。这样很傻。 大妈
们make more contribution to the world than you do.  出去吃饭,医生可以和人聊
健康,律师可以和人聊法律。你跟人说你是码工,that's the beginning and the end
of the conversation。

最后还是回到火车站民工的例子。当你看见五六十岁的人抗着大包跟在你后面走,you
really feel bad for him. 但是你知道那是他的life。 所以以前的家长教育小孩,不
努力上进,长大了你就去火车站背大包。 现在的家长教育小孩,你不努力上进,将来
去微软当码工。

诺,这世界上有好的软件工程师,我很尊敬。但是你们不是, don't kid yourselves
。你们是那种40多岁还在做题interview,年终评估要进3,千万不要掉到4,5的不入流
的软工。

你到Petco里面,hamster笼子里都要装个wheel。 Windows和Android就是你们的wheel
,正常人看你们一遍遍刷机格盘装ROM 不亦乐乎不懂为什么,but that's just what
you do, you can't help it.

I think you get my point.  Your boring, empty, wasted, life. 

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