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被小小师妹耍了


刚才去用微波炉热饭,看到小小师妹在上网。问她吃了吗?她说吃过了。我就在她对面
坐下。

还没开吃,小小师妹就说,“我想买个车子。你帮我挑挑,好不好嘛。”

我一听来劲了。我老前后换过三部车子,都是直接从owner手里买的,一辆比一辆挑得
好。我就从kbb开始,再到carfax,到如何路试,到该注意但又容易忽视的细节,到如
何根据owner的房子、车库和家庭情况来判断车况,再到如何做inspection如何砍价,
滔滔不绝讲了十来分钟。小小师妹一直面带微笑静静地听,一脸葱白的样子。

最后我拍胸脯说“你要买什么型号多少预算,告诉我,师兄肯定给你挑个又经济又实用
的!”

小小师妹似懦懦地说:“我想买辆好点的新车,比较安全嘛。你看宝马X3和X5哪个比较
好?”

我干笑了一声,说那应该还是更贵点的更好吧,一分钱一分货。心说尼玛的我老现在开
的是07年十二万迈的honda crv,你不是还坐过!害我老费老半天口舌,逗我玩儿?!

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