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转帖几个内涵 25+, 很黄.


1.她是一个美丽的女孩。她每天刷5次牙!
2.从前有个女孩很喜欢吃麻辣火锅,后来她男朋友不让她吃了……
3.哈哈哈,好高兴啊,我的日历从此将被改写——6月31日!
4.大学时,我和几个同学成立个“秋昆社”,后来学校说这是非法组织,给取缔了……
5.五年来,猫扑最隐讳的id:赵兄托你帮我办点事.
6.男生宿舍前的草坪上立个牌子,新生念道:“青青的草,怕你的脚。”
   老生:“新生吧?请把每句最后一个字读成四声!!!”
7. 某男带小秘出差半月,回来的晚上为了不让老婆怀疑什么,亲热时很卖力,弄出很大动静,突然楼下的邻居敲门怒喊:都半个月了,天天这样,还让不让人睡了!
8. 女秘书因工作出色,在老板的撮合下,她和一名能干的职员结了婚。**......新郎:小声点儿,别人听到了多难为情!新娘:你说话怎么和老板一样呀!
9. 某日,一男士在公交车上掏零钱交乘车费时,不小心带出了一个tt,掉在下面..他非常尴尬,不知道该不该捡起来。这时,只听到一旁的MM说道:“这位大哥,你二弟的工作服掉了”.
10. 有一老者,因儿媳临产,借宿老友家。
     友问何故?
     回答:别提了!儿媳妇生孩子把我挤出来了。
11. 一个年轻的父亲要去便利商店买奶嘴,因为他记得奶嘴是和tt放在一起的,所以他一进门就不自觉的问:“请问tt摆在哪儿?”店员在众人诧异的眼光下忍住笑 告诉他,他虽然发现自己失言,却仍没事般地去拿,“反正待会就可以澄清了”他想,不料等他拿着几个奶嘴摆到柜台上要算帐时,旁边的人群却轰地一声大笑起 来…
12. 乡下来的小保姆看见床上一个用过的TT,不知何物,女主人轻蔑的说:你们乡下人不搞这个么?保姆说:也做,但是没你们这个激烈,搞到脱皮.


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