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战胜异地恋的金玉良言

如果不相信爱情，谨记以下守则也没用，因此打算或者已经是异地恋的你一定是个爱情唯心主义者，相信爱情并拥有坚定不移的心，这样你才能在异地恋的苦海中得道修行，最后功德圆满。注意守则不适合玩世不恭的少爷或者小姐！

1、 没有足够挑战的勇气，请不要涉足异地恋
2、 没有对爱情忠贞不二的心，请不要妄想有好的结局
3、 没有彼此信任的托付，请不要说“我爱你”
4、 没有及时的沟通，懒得电话、网络、或者跑路的话请迅速逃离现场
5、 没有确定那一天那一年走在一起，请现在设定一个目标
6、 没有平和的心态，急功近利的人请去背100遍《莲花经》
7、 没有相信的理由，找不到可以信仰的新年，请学习哲学之后来相爱
8、 没有较强的文字功底，请先去小学进修，异地恋免不了书信来往，溢美之词实在必要
9、 没有能力控制身体的欲望，请转身离开
10、 没有强大的经济能力，请选择近一点的恋爱
11、 没有甜言蜜语的巧舌，请先抄写拿破仑的情书1000遍
12、 没有宽广的胸怀，请慎重选择异地恋
13、 没有底线的爱情不如不要
14、 没有表白的感情还是不要
15、 没有互道晚安习惯的，请从今天开始及时补充
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